You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Woke up in running clothes..... I really admire drunk me and her ambitions.
You never know what I have up my  sleeve on race day. Today, for example, it was a dryer sheet
Me in middle school: Fakes sick to get  out of running the mile in gym class. Me now: Pays to run 13.1 miles.
No headphones = You can talk to me.  One headphone = You can talk to me  ...if I like you.  Two headphones = F@*k off.
You might be an ultrarunner if. . . you actually know how far 100 kilometers is.
Running an ultra-marathon is like  looking both ways before you cross  the street and then getting hit by an airplane.
I run because I love my body.  And carbs. I really love carbs.
When you're at a normal people party... and no one wants to talk about the marathon you're training for.
They say the best things take time. That's why I always run slow.
Running is the only time my mind is  quiet. Probably because I'm focusing  on not falling down.
Not sure if I'm out of shape...  or I just suck.
A true running friend...  Waits for you when you need to take  a dump mid-run.
Me: I'm exhausted  Fitbit: You've run 0.08 miles
It's the freaking weekend, baby I'm about to do 12 loads of laundry.
"I don't need another drink"     - said not me last night
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