You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Me without coffee: anxious Me with coffee: anxious, but faster
YESTERDAY: "I'm so full. I'm never  eating again."  TODAY: "Can I have pizza  for breakfast?"
COACH "this practice is going to be fun" TEAM "so we're going to die"
Mile 17. I'm not saying I'm in pain...  I'm just saying that Advils are my skittles now.
Me: Should I sign up for another race?   Brain: No  Wallet: No Legs: No Me: Sold!
I'm about ready for the weekend...  Monday, 11:38 am
Scientific research suggests that runners lose both their sense of personal space and smell after completing a race.
Am I a great runner? No.  But do I try to be better every day?  Also no.
Running Shoes: buy us Me: yes master
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at a liquor store.
I'm currently out for a run and can be reached by waiting until I get back.
My kids are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freakin' early... Every. Single. Morning.
You know you're a runner when... you've tried to convince a friend to run a 5k  with you because "it's  ONLY 3.1 miles."
Finally my winter fat is gone.  Now I have spring rolls.
I am a 40 yo mom of 4, never go to the gym, and I don't diet... My secret? Nothing! I'm the one  at the back...
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