You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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*loses 3 lbs* (Next Instagram post) "If anybody needs help with their diet or coaching, email me. Rates-$250/month"
Rest Day.  AKA "Thinking about running all day" Day.
My week is basically:  *Monday *Monday #2 *Monday #3 *Monday #4 *Friday *Saturday *Pre-Monday
Difficulty sitting on a toilet?  Dread even the sight of stairs?  Difficulty getting out of bed?  Difficulty walking?  DIAGNOSIS:  Ran a marathon!
I used to be able to drink all weekend. Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than my last marathon!
Some days I run to LOSE myself,  other days I run to FIND myself.  But most days I run because  I want to add to my  bling collection.
Run like there's a hot guy in front of you & a creepy one behind you.
Hey girl... Run your heart out. I'll be at the finish line.
When your friends suggest that you could just skip the run....  "You think this is a game?"
Cross-training... My brain said "crunches" but my stomach  auto-corrected it to "cupcakes".
Nothing in the world can make you feel hotter than boob sweat.
I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a f*cking lady.
Next time someone asks you how much you weigh, tell them on hundred and sexy.
I am currently experiencing this run at 15 WTFs per hour.
I'm at that point in my life where  I consider wearing my hair down as making an effort.
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