You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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I consider Monday a success if I've fully recovered from my Saturday long run or race
Congrats on finishing "Bark in the Park 5k".... Sorry your dog is in better shape than you
My friends are all "Fall... pumpkin lattes, Uggs, sweaters"...  and I'm over here...  "Fall... cooler runs... Duh!"
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the Half", is going to get punched in the throat.
Runners be like... I have a better chance of winning the  Mega Millions than I do of running  a Boston qualifying time.
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a  glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
So if I go running on weekdays just to burn enough calories to make up for  my drinking on weekends, does that  make me a runner or  an alcoholic?
Bottle of Wine = 487 Calories  ...or Five Miles.  (yeah, start running !!)
"Will Run for Beer 5k" done !! I'm just going to put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and  call it a day.
Runners be like...  I have a better chance of winning the Mega Millions than I do of staying up  late enough on a Friday to see if I won the Mega Millions.
I might get up and go jogging today.  I also might win the  1.6 billion lottery.  Same odds.
For me, a true champion is a guy  who'd never ran before and decided  it's time to change his life and start running. Believe it or not, that takes  a lot of courage.
I'm glad I'm only competing with  myself because everyone else is  kicking my ass.
I ran... and my house is clean.  One of these is a lie.
Marathon? Nah, I'm training for  Black Friday!
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