You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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That embarrassing moment when you realize that person wasn't waving at you.
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and realize there's someone inside...
I wonder if Chinese runners get angry when they buy a souvenir at Chicago Marathon Expo just to find out it was made in China?
I've never been to jail, but I did get  stuck in a sports bra at a Lululemon once.
Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey, hey Mickey !... face it, you didn't read that, you sang it.
**Username or Password incorrect**   Hey, STRAVA..... why can't you just  tell me which one?
I'm a leader. Not a follower. Unless it's a dark place, then you're going first.
Admit it... We don't call Gatorade by its flavors, we call it by its colors.
MONDAY.  Nothing a good pair of running shoes can't fix.
If I weren't on such a runner's high,  I'd be ticked that my shoe size went UP while my cup size went DOWN.
Mimosas - a socially acceptable way  to start partying after a race....  At breakfast !!
Coffee, you're on the  bench. Alcohol, suit up.
Unless you are standing at mile 26 or 26.1, please do not hold a sign saying "YOU'RE ALMOST THERE"!
Life has it's ups and downs... We call them hills
I know it's Monday...  But where are we running next weekend?
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