You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Shoutout to everyone checking their Strava or Garmin stats on the company  dime right now
I don't know who needs to hear this,  but if your dog is fat, you ain't getting  enough exercise
No offense to myself but wtf am i  doing
Running shoes $170 socks $24 GPS watch $480 energy gel & chews $90 hydration drink mix $120... Someone  who is good at the economy   pls help me balance this.  My family is dying
Stages of running an ultra: 1. Start 2. You gotta be f*cking kidding me 3. Finish
Money been buying my happiness so y'all definitely lied
You know you're a runner when you  can run 6 miles nonstop and still feel  out of shape
Global Running Day:  Like Christmas,  but with blisters instead of presents
In honor of Global Running Day i'm  gonna go for a run and then  work on my six-pack
For run streakers Global Running Day is like Groundhog Day - we'll run today, just like we ran yesterday,  and the day before  that, and the day  before that, and...
Injured on this Global Running Day?? That's OK –you can defer till next year's Global Running Day.
I'm all for saving money until it comes to running shoes
Nobody:  Me: *stops in the middle of the road  to take a selfie*
"PAIN is just the french word for  bread. Stay hard!"    ~ David Goggins
I was invited to a birthday party that  doesn't start until EIGHT. In the  EVENING. I'm sorry but not all  of us are on COCAINE
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