You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Headphones (n.) A socially acceptable "I'm ignoring you" device
You never realize how little self control u have until chips and salsa in front of you at the Mexican restaurant.
Can my hair and my eyelashes grow faster and my leg hair chill for a sec?
I do 5 situps every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so  many times you can hit the snooze button...
My brain cells, skin cells, and hair cells continue to die. But my stubborn fat cells seem to have eternal life
That "Oh shit" feeling when you're winded by your warmup...
On the treadmill like, "got 40 mins left... that's two 20 min halves... just gotta get through  10 mins, 4 times."
I'm really sick and tired of food  having calories.
Ibuprofen.   Drug of choice for when  the runner's high wears off !!
There is always that one person in gym class who thinks they are in the olympics.
No, i don't really "rise and shine". Most days, i just caffeinate and then hope for the best.
The Hunger Games pretty  much sums up my life.  Not the movie,  just the title.
Finally figured out the reason I look so bad in pictures at running events.  It's my face.
I'm sorry I didn't answer my phone when you called... I don't use it for  that.
My least favorite stretching exercise to do after a run is squatting over  a public toilet.
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