You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Kinda wanna run a mile,  kinda wanna eat 10 Tacos...
The heat index during my run today: somewhere between OMG & WTF ! !
"Ya know, what I love about running  is you meet all sorts of  interesting people."
Pro Tip: If you eat cupcakes fast enough your Fitbit will thing you're jogging.
Why date a runner? Because you like being with people who LOOK like  they'd be good in bed - but in reality, are usually too tired or injured to ACTUALLY be good in bed.
Hey kid, can I have your  free beer ticket?
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing over the weekend because "running 10-20 miles" makes me  sound boring AND cocky  at the same time.
Running makes you feel invincible.. until that really fast lady pushing  a stroller passes you on the trail.
The worst thing about getting hurt during a run... is figuring out how the f@*k you're gonna get home.
Immediately regretting my decision... to start training for a half-marathon during the summer.
2 rest days in a row..  Omigawd I'm gonna be  so out of shape !!
Hope they don't think it was me...
Runs marathons... But hates going to the store because  it's too much walking.
So if I go running on weekdays just  to burn enough calories to make up for my drinking on weekends,  does that make me a runner  or an alcoholic?
RunDisney... Where Halloween is just  an average day.
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