You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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You know you're a runner when..... You HATE when training runs don't end EXACTLY on a whole number.. But for some reason, you have NO PROBLEM with the  numbers13.1 and 26.2
"Is he Ok?" "I'm not sure... but he keeps asking me to pause his Garmin."
A good run is a lot like a strong cup of coffee. It energizes you, revitalizes you.. And kinda makes you wanna poop.
Raise your hand if you ran a little  harder today because you were thinking about everything you ate over the weekend.
One day, my fridge will take revenge  on me. Every half hour it will go  to a room, open my door,  stare at me for 3 minutes,  then it will leave...
Can you come pick me up? Where am I? Well I was on a runner's high and  I think I am in Ohio.
I plan on having such an  awesome run, Morgan  Freeman should  narrate it.
Me at night: I'm getting up at 6am  to run. Me next morning: maybe I'll  just do a few sit-ups and call it a day.
I wish running felt great during and  terrible after instead of the reverse, because I seem to be better about  doing things in vodka order.
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die.
Tomorrow I'm definitely going to start running, no matter how many days it takes
Don't cry because it's over,  cry because you forgot  Body Glide and it's time  to take a shower.
I'm thinking of running a marathon.  Well, I'm thinking of TRAINING for  a marathon. Okay, I just want to carboload.
Woke up in running clothes. I really  admire drunk me and her ambitions.
Running is the only time my mind  is quiet. Probably because I'm  focusing on not falling down.
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