You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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WINE !! Because running can't solve  all your problems.
I like all the things about running that aren't running... Eating carbs, confortable footwear, being cheered.
During sex you burn as many calories  as running for 5 miles. "Who the f**k  runs 5 miles in 30 seconds??"
NEVER SAY NEVER with anything  running related... "Never could I run  a 5k" ....DID IT! "Never could I run a  10k" ...DID IT! "Never could I run a  Half-Marathon."...DID IT!  "Never could I run a  Marathon" ...DID IT!
There is no magic pill.  No special shake.  No secret diet.  Just get off your ass !!
No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running faster than you!!
Do I get a discount for my  pedicure if I only have  seven toenails?
I like to keep my metabolism guessing. Like... what's it gonna be today - Starvation or 6,000 calories?  Stay tuned to find out.
THIS TOO SHALL PASS.  It might pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.
Taking off a sweaty sports  bra should be considered  resistance training.
Just changed my Facebook name to
When the candles cost more than the cake... You still chase women, but only downhill. Happy Birthday!
Happy Father's Day to someone  old enough to remember what it was  like to run without a GPS watch.
I stand by and listen to your rants  about your TV shows, so don't make faces when I mention marathon and running.
That moment after a run where you  flex your foot wrong... And you think "This is it. This is how it ends..."
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