You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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I have blisters on both feet, I might  have a stress fracture on my left foot,  and my legs are so sore it hurts to walk.  But I got a shiny medal saying 'finisher'  which is nice
me during a tough race: "never again" also me: *agains*
Love this new Instagram feature when every time you refresh someone is  in Boston
Call me dora because I don't know  what tf is happening around me
I stop myself for being rude so many times a day and NO ONE appreciates it
I learn from the mistakes of people who take my advice
"People who are serious about their  training and putting efforts daily are hot"       –David Goggins
using apple pay like apple pays  for all my transactions
Everybody has that friend that is  naturally funny for no reason
I like to run early in the morning before my brain has the chance to talk me  out of it
W2s are going out. I know you miss runDisney, but you're also missing a side tooth. Spend responsibly.
When I'm low on energy I like to go  on a run so, not only am I tired, I'm also sweaty and out of breath
DISTANCE RUNNING. Because with a  butt this good, who needs sexy feet
I'm glad I'm only competing with  myself because everyone else is  kicking my ass
Why isn't the answer to a running injury ever "Just keep running a lot; it will go away."
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