You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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I'm on a low carb diet.  Whenever I feel low,  I eat carbs.
Can't tell if I have to pee or  I'm just nervous for my race.
Only runners will understand..  That nervous pee you get before a race even though you've already gone to the bathroom a million times...
You know you're a runner when...  you use the words 'only', 'merely' or  'just' in the same sentence as  the words 'run', 'miles' and 'hours'.
Running friend (n): One who listens, doesn't judge and somehow makes 2 hours or running fun!
I have blisters on both feet, I might  have a stress fracture on my left foot, and my legs are so sore it hurts to walk.. But I got a shiny medal saying  I finished the race... Which is nice!
*after one hour on the treadmill* Me: "What year is it?"
I know it's Monday..  But where are we running next  weekend?
I just ran 5 miles and what  a workout...I didn't think the donut truck will ever stop
I used to be able to drink all weekend. Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than my last marathon!
Effort level for this morning's run: somewhere between OMG and WTF
No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running faster than you!!
What won't kill you,  Will get you your next P.R.
When you think you have been  running for 4 hours and you look  down and it's been 17 minutes...
Remember when you could refer to  your knees as Right and Left? Instead of Good and Bad. Ahh, good times, eh?
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