You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Am I the only one who measures time using songs? "Oh, it only took me  four songs to get here! That's not  too long!!"
Warning. I'm exercising, eating right  and watching my alcohol intake... Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore. So proceed with caution!
Accidentally went grocery shopping  after my long run and now I'm  the proud owner of aisle 4.
Runner's logic: "I'm tired.  I think I'll go for a run."
Just so you're aware... Between mile  20 and 26.2 I start to use the word
I don't always pay $160 for shoes.  But when I do, they're are  for running.
The temperature outside is above 1
3 Cupcakes = 734 Cal = 5 miles  I could give up cupcakes,  but I'm not a quitter.
Do you know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.
Me in middle school...  Fakes sick to get out of running  the mile in gym class. Me now...  Pays to run 13.1 miles.
Santa baby, just slip a Garmin under  the tree for me; been an awful good  girl, Santa baby, a pair of running  shoes too, light blue; Santa  baby, I want a PR... and  really that's not a lot...  So hurry down the  chimney tonight!
You used my Body Glide where?!?  Yeah, you go ahead and keep that.
Can't decide if I need a long run,  a hug, a gallon of ice-cream, bottle of wine, or two weeks of sleep...
Running is a lot like shopping at Target. You intend to run only $30 5Ks and before you know it, you're registering for $175 marathons!
A true running friend...  Waits for you when you need to take  a dump mid-run.
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