You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Caffeine is like a little angel on your shoulder that whispers, "Let's go!"  And then shouts it.
Those times when you need a little help to get motivated to run? Yeah.  I call them "weekdays."
Don't even talk to me until I've had my second piece of caffeinated gum.
Two-hour marathon?? With caffeine, all things are possible.
I've got so much energy, Exxon Mobil wants to explore me.
Caffeine is like a friend who's always up for a run. And super-talkative.
No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running  faster than you!!
Let's face it... After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F!
All you need is love.  And a run... Maybe a cookie... And wine.  Don't forget  the wine!!!
Tip: If you aren't happy with your race times, try running a little bit faster.
Just... no.
"Go faster. Go harder. Go farther." These are the things I say as I watch others run.
Running is better than any drug. Except maybe Vicodin.
Remember: Your only limits are the mental and physical ones!
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