You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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I'm just gonna stay here for a minute,  until I see another runner or  race photographer.. Then, it's on!!!
Just so you're aware... Between  mile 20 and 26.2 I start to use the word "F**k" like it's a comma.
According to my pace time and "real" runners, I am a jogger.
You know you are a runner when The Bean means  STARTING LINE
I don't always pay $160 for shoes.  But when I do, they're are  for running.
I run so I can eat.  I run so I can eat.  I run so I can eat.
STAY FIT. Getting back on track is so damn frustrating!!
Do you know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.
Santa baby, just slip a Garmin under  the tree for me; been an awful  good girl, Santa baby, a pair of  running shoes too, light blue;  Santa baby, I want a PR...  and really that's not a lot...  So hurry down the  chimney tonight!
What I love about long runs with you are our totally inappropriate conversations that no sane people should have ever!
You might be a runner if you're too cool to dress up for Halloween, but  spend most weekends in costume  for a themed race.
You know you're a runner when...  The thermometer says 45 degrees and you think Score! Optimal running weather!!!
Runner on essential oils: This run stinks... but at least I smell like a field of lavender.
The bad news is I have 10 more miles... the good news is I smell like rose essential oil.
It's all about balance: essential oils here, run for your life there, down a bottle of wine post-race celebration!
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