You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

New Featured eBibs

We added practicing our pose for the camera to our training plan because we want to get it just right since those pictures are more expensive  than the race!
Today's forecast shows a 0% chance  of cooking or cleaning, with a good chance of a long run and a nap.
Some people will watch a movie to unwind. And some of us just go for  a 2 hour run instead.
RUNNER:  One who has six pairs of  "retired" running shoes in  her closet in addition to the ones currently  in use.
Do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited  about it and then when you get home you're like nah.. I'll just go for a run!
Friends who sweat together  stay together!
I ran 3 miles this morning... So if  I did the math right, that entitles me  to 3 pounds of chocolate and a bottle  of wine.
The more you WORKOUT, the weaker  HIS knees get.
RUNNING... Because dieting is not  an option!
The miracle isn't that I finished.  The miracle is that I had the courage  to start.
Running friend (n): One who listens, doesn't judge and  somehow makes two hours of  running fun!
My feet may not be pretty...  But I have killer legs!
I wish weight was like virginity.  Once you lost it you could never  get it back!
According to my calorie intake, I need  to be on the treadmill for two years.
You think I'm crazy because I run??  Trust me, you'd see crazy if I din't run!
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