You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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On the seventh day God decided  to rest... He did an easy five.
In order to kick ass you must  first lift up your foot.
Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.
I think it is just terrible and disgusting  how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what  he achieved, winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs. When  I was on drugs, I couldn't even find  my bike.
GARMINBRAG: A photograph of a  GPS watch face uploaded to IG, because actually typing how far or how fast you ran would be narcissistic.
I'm just going to relax and enjoy a  quiet evening at home...  Mainly because I've spent  all my money on running  shoes and race entry fees.
During sex you burn as much  calories as running for 5 miles. Who the f**k runs 5 miles  in 30 seconds??
Just so you're aware...  Between mile  20 and 26.2 I start to use the word  "F**k" like it's a comma.
My superpower? I change from "pretty girl" to "hot, panting, smelly wad of  hair and sweat" in under 30 minutes.  Wanna see?
Just when you thought your boobs couldn't get any smaller...   RUNNING.
How many times do I have to tell you, it's not a Hill it's an Incline! Keep Pushing!
Runner thoughts. "Happy, happy,  happy, happy, happy.... Does my knee hurt? ... ... .. Nope!   Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy...."
My husband said I run like a girl,  and I said if he ran a little faster he could too.
3 Cupcakes = 534 Cal = 5 miles.  I could give up cupcakes,  but I'm not a quitter.
The best diet shake... is the shake your booty makes when  you run!
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