You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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My bathing suit told me to go to the  gym, but my sweat pants were like "Nah girl, you're good".
You know you're a runner when... You  can say things like "I'm just running an easy 6 miler today" and you really  mean it.
I run because punching  people is frowned upon.
That awkward moment when  you're wearing Nike... and you just can
Effort level for this morning's run: somewhere between OMG and WTF!!!
If I weren't on such a runner's high,  I'd be ticked that my shoe  size went UP while my  cup size went DOWN.
Warning... I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake...  Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky  and I'm sore. So proceed with caution!
You might be a runner if... When people ask what happens if it rains during  a race, you smartly tell  them, "You get wet."
I'm sorry my posts on Facebook  remind you of how lazy you are.
It's time to exercise and I'm still walking funny from my last workout.
UltraRunning... If you die, we split your gear.
I named my dog 5 Miles so I can tell people I walk 5 Miles every day.
You know you're a runner... when  the phrase, "it's all downhill from here" is actually a good thing.
I started my running program today  by shopping online for shoes...  Baby steps.
I plan on having such  an awesome run,  Morgan Freeman  should narrate it.
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