You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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It doesn't matter how slow you go... as long as you don't stop.
Accidentally went grocery shopping  after my long run and now I'm the  proud owner of aisle 4.
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that is it's my cellphone.
The start is what stops most people.
You can be the ripest, juiciest peach  in the world, and there's still going  to be somebody who  hates peaches.
It's a lot easier to start your race when you know it will end up with BEER.
Not every run can make you happy.  Running is not pizza.
I think about hiring a maid way too  often for someone who has plenty  of time to clean.
CONFIDENCE!  For a happy, healthy body, take one  dose daily.
WARNING: Exercising for just 10 min a day raises your risk of posting inspirational quotes by 60%
Running math is the only kind of math my brain can handle!
Does anyone else keep "emergency" running attire and spare sneakers in  the trunk of the car, just in case a  random opportunity for a run  may arise?
Yelling "you're almost there!" Is strictly forbidden until mile 25
Come on Dad!!  You know what Mom  really wants for Mothers Day this year? Not those crummy old flowers you get her every year, but running shoes, race entries or maybe a new running watch.  Try to get it right this year Dad.
Rebecca,Michelle and Abbie at the Carlton challenge before they saw the hill.
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