You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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my goal for 2022 is to never let myself fall as low as i did in 2021, never again.
The hardest part of training for a  new race is pretending that I'm still in shape the first 30-45 days
*comes home from a run*  Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul on this Earth  Me: "OK I'll show you my  pace and splits"
I'm like "omg I've so much to do" and  then I go for a run
Keeping Christmas
Name that runner friend who is far away from you but is still your best friend
Do you know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.
it's disgusting how much I replay a song when I love it
Me anytime I have an outrageous  amount of shit to get done:
If I had to describe my morning run  in a movie scene it'd be the part in Elf  when he gets hit by a taxi and then  thanks them
One day I will solve my problems with maturity. But until then, it will be with caffeine, wine and a shitload of miles
The air hurts my face. Why am I living where the air hurts my face??
Stop trying to be liked by everybody.  You don't even like everybody.
If you are reading this........ you're not running.... So please stop scrolling and fix your fucking posture you  look like a croissant
Goggins: For Christmas I want a dragon  Santa: Stay hard and be realistic D  Goggins: Ok, I want a Boston Qualifier  Santa: What color dragon you want?
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