You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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If you think I'm crazy for running, you should see me when I've missed a few days.
I love the simplicity of running.   Just you and your running shoes.     And a tech shirt, GPS watch,  MP3 player, heart rate monitor,  headlamp, hydration belt, hat, sunglasses, rain jacket...
The face a runner makes when trying to eat a gel packet or more commonly referred to as "Flavored Snot"...
When you find out the flavor Gatorade at the aid station is your least favorite...
You used my Body Glide where?!?  Yeah, you go ahead and keep that.
Sure, I have a runner's body. I have a body and I run with it.
How many 'learn to run' clinics can I take before I'm a 'terminal beginner'?
Just standing here at mile 25.2 making sure no one says, "You're ALMOST there!!!"
$180 for new trail shoes. Worth every penny!
Finish line.... must... sprint...
If everyone strapped on 50 lb weights,  I'd be the fast one!
Seriously considering wearing a diaper for my next half, but I'm worried about the chafing.
Is it wrong to want to wear this medal constantly for the next week?
...maybe Ryan Gosling is waiting at the finish line....with a beer...YEAH!  Let's go girl!
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