You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Scientific research suggests that  runners lose both their sense of personal space and smell after completing a race.
Running circles in front of your house  because you can't end at 4.91 miles.
I'm glad I'm only competing with  myself because everyone else is  kicking my ass.
Sometimes I like running more  than people.
Is summer still a thing? Does warm weather still exist? Will it ever come back?
Definition of a running buddy:  Someone who will not only listen to but empathize with your TMI digestive  issues.
Up before dawn.   Run multiple miles. In sub-zero temps. Do it again tomorrow. Because....
You may be training for a half, but you have my full attention!
"You can run slower tomorrow...  when no-one is watching."
Then only bad workout is the one that didn't happen.
OMG!!!  That wasn't a fart...
Marathons are like having kids.  Sometimes you're not sure why you signed up for it... Then in a moment  it all becomes apparent.
You don't have time to  run? Original...
RUNNING. Cheaper than therapy.
It does not matter how slowly you go... as long as you don't stop.
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