You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

New Featured eBibs

To run? Or not to run? What a stupid question.
"You trained too hard to walk.  MOVE IT!!"
Don't compare yourself to others. Compare yourself to the person from  yesterday.
If you still look good when you're  done.... No, darling you're doing it wrong!
Yes, your 'recovery meal' after a half-marathon lasts exactly 13.1 days  & includes all the foods you haven't eaten in so long you forgot how much  you missed them.
I love the smell of 25,000 runners in the morning!
Just ice it... You'll be fine.  Said every runner ever.
Slowly step away from that cotton t-shirt and nobody's nipples will get hurt!!!
Apparently, "You Are What You Eat" applies to finish line food...
Wait until we tell them we have to run back too!!
Running a marathon burns 2900  calories or 763 M&Ms Not that I looked that up.
You know you're a runner... when you  see another person running and get jealous.
You know you're a runner when... you have running clothes and an extra pair of running shoes in your car,
You know you're a runner when... You run back and forth on your street  at the end of your run to get that last .2 miles on your Garmin.
You know you're a runner when... You google your name and all you find  are race results.
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