You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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FACT: Running without music is like having teeth  pulled without  novocaine.
I run like the wind!  OK, more like a breeze right now.. But, I STILL RUN!!
You know who NEVER says "running is really hard on your joints"?  People who actually run.
Yeah, I earned this! You got a problem with that?
Running days make the Bad days Not So Bad days and the Good days AWESOME days!
The first three miles are my favorite.  - Said no one ever.
You know you're a runner.. when your immediate response to any conflict or problem life throws at you is:  "I need to go for a run!"
Just when you thought your boobs couldn't get any smaller....   RUNNING.
Man up Princess, we got another hill to crack !!!
For me, a true champion is a guy who'd never ran before and decided it's time to change his life and start  running. Believe it or not,  that takes a lot of  courage.
I work 12 hour workdays so I can have  Saturday off to do a long run with my group. Love my group.
I NEVER DRINK!  I just disinfect my internal  running injuries.
"So, what race are you training for?"   "I'm training for a marathon, and you?" "Oh, I run marathons all the time. Usually those 5k ones."
"Hey, where you going in such a hurry?" "Well, this run is getting posted to Facebook so unless you want me to say you got chicked then I suggest you pick up the pace."
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