You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Not sure if I'm out of shape...   or I just suck.
The mid-run face when  you remember you locked your keys in the car...
Part of the good feeling  after working out is not having to feel guilty for  NOT working out!
Running is a lot like shopping at Target...  You intend to run  only $30 5Ks and before you  know it, you're registering  for $175 marathons!
I used to be able to drink all weekend. Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than my last marathon!
Happiness is... running with a friend.
What I love about long runs with  you are our totally inappropriate  conversations that no sane people  should have ever!
The tree in 20 feet or the port-a-potty in over a mile?
If you think you aren't  creative... Buy a gym  membership and see  how many excuses  you find not to use it.
You know you'd better pick up the pace when Batman is on your tail... and  gaining!
Race Day Volunteers Put Muscle In  Their Hustle!
You know you're an ultra runner when someone asks you how long your run is going to be this weekend and you  respond in days and not hours.
RUNNING... Because where else can  you dress like this and be accepted  at our age?
"Don't stop...  People are watching!!"
I run marathons. Yes, for fun.
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