You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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So what fun things are you  doing this weekend??  Ummmm......  Running. No I'm not kidding.
A good running partner is like  a good sports bra, hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always  close to the heart.
RUNNER: One who has six pairs of  "retired" Running shoes in her closet in addition to the ones currently in use.
Practice saying these words.. "Sorry, I can't.  I have to go RUN!"
Things only distance runners understand... Running past your  own front door three times  because your Garmin  says you're still only  on 4.96 miles.
Make time for friends who make  you better.
10 miles down and I just realized that  I forgot to start my Garmin.
Cross Country running is all about  sportsmanship... Until you think you can pass me up in the chute!  Yeah... Not happening!!!
I'm telling you, I saw a guy in a Pink  Tutu running the other way.
Exercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed  while you burned them.
The only thing working harder than  me during a run is my sports bra.
Dear treadmill,  I hate you.. but I need you.  Relationships are  complicated.
My advice... Life is short.  SIGN UP for that damn race!!  5k, 10k, 13.1, 26.2
I run to get away from my wife, only problem is, she always catches up!
You know you're a runner when... you don't stretch. But you know you should.
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