You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Why does the need to pee intensify by  a million after you start running a race?
Runs half marathons.  Still looks for close parking spots.
I'm not addicted to running.. I can soon quit as soon as I finish one more race...
I'd rather be the slowest runner  in a race anytime, than a spectator  for a lifetime!
I don't buy t-shirts or jewelry  anymore. I pay entry fees for  races with killer bling  and good race shirts!
"I am seriously considering becoming  a foot model." Said no distance  runner ever.
You know you're a runner when... You've tried to convince a friend to  run a 5k with you because,  "it's ONLY 3.1 miles."
Running friend (n): One who listens, doesn't judge and somehow makes 2 hours or running fun!
That moment when you realize it's a  rest day... and you just don't know  what to do with your life anymore.
My 'alone' time is sometimes for your safety.
You either want to be a distance  runner or you want skinny jeans.  You really cant's have both.
Dear running,  Thank you for making me  love my legs.                 XOXO.
You know you're a runner when...  You finished 10 miles and you don't brag to your friends because it's not a big deal anymore...
Not training to be skinny, training to be badass.
4.89 miles is NOT 5 miles,  so I run around the block again.
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