You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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I stand by and listen to your rants about your TV shows, so don't  make faces when I  mention marathon  and running.
I can't seem to organize my social  schedule but my race schedule is all sorted out for the  next 9 months!
Friends who sweat together  stay together!!
Bottle of wine = 534 Calories... or five miles.  Yeah, start running!
Running makes me feel less like  I want to kill people.
You know you're a runner...  when you see another person running and get jealous.
I like to party. And by party I mean  running then a nap!
You know you're a runner when... you  see a sign on the highway telling how many miles an exit is and  you think "I could run that!"
I run because punching people  is frowned upon.
Nothing stops me from running.... except the few minutes I spend on the ground passed out!
Ask your doctor if getting off  your ass is right for you.
Some people will watch a movie to  unwind. And some of us just go for  a 2 hour run instead.
I run to get away from people.  It's like running away and  coming back a more  patient person.
There is no magic pill.  No special shake. No secret diet...  Just get off your ass!
Wait two weeks for event pictures to be posted. My face in every picture... What is that??
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