You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Santa baby, just slip a Garmin under  the tree for me; been an awful good girl, Santa baby, a pair of running shoes too, light blue; Santa  baby, I want a PR... and  really that's not a lot... So hurry down the  chimney tonight!
My warmup includes  waiting for satellites.
I just realized, I only do laundry when I'm out of running clothes!
RUNCRASTINATION:  Having a long list of  things to do, and going for a 5 mile run instead of doing any of it.
RAA (runners anonymous association)  "Hi, my name is Bob and I have been running for 8 months."  "Hello Bob."
Every guys thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy... Pshh, every girl's dream is to eat without  getting fat.
Please excuse my attitude...  I have not RUN yet!!
Santa baby, just slip a Garmin under the tree for me; been an awful good girl, Santa baby, and a pair of running shoes too, light blue...
People who eat loads of food and  never gain weight, I hate you.
Runner thoughts.  "Happy, happy, happy, happy... ....Does my knee hurt" ... ... ... Nope! Happy, happy  happy, happy... "
I just burned an extra 1,400 calories. ...I forgot the pizza in the oven.
I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a  busted can of biscuits.
The hardest part about making a budget  is being honest about how much you  spend on running.
All I want for Christmas is more  running gear... so that I'll have the  ability to eat whatever I want all  holiday season.
To make a woman happy give her three things... Love, Laughter and  a Long Run!
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