You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Just when your thought you boobs  couldn't get any smaller.... RUNNING!
Housework... is for people who haven't discovered  running yet.
Ultrarunning. If you die, we split your gear!
You can find the holiday gift I want at pretty much any running store in town!
The truth is you can always run  faster but sometimes the truth hurts.
My superpower? I change from "pretty girl" to "hot, panting, smelly wad of hair and sweat" in under 30 minutes. Wanna see?
3 Cupcakes = 534 Cal = 5 miles  I could give up cupcakes,  but I'm not a quitter.
I fully intended to have the house  cleaned, dinner made, and look  incredible when you came home... It's just I'm training for this race...
You know you're a runner when... Your Garmin says 'low battery' and  you run faster just to finish before  it dies!
We added practicing our pose for the camera to our training plan because we want to get it just right since those pictures are more expensive  than the race!
#RunnerProblems  When making weekend plans your first  thought is always, "when can I get my  long run in?"
It's all fun & games till ... your jeans don't fit anymore.
No, no... This isn't the hill.  This is the hill to GET to the hill..
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the Half", is going to get  punched in the throat.