You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Jenna: “The average marathoner is 35, male, predominantly middle to upper class… I have 26.2 miles to chase  down a husband.”
Once you develop that "it is what it is" mentality a lot of things  stop bothering you
"What do you do for fun?" Me: I struggle
Remember you are someone's reason  to smile. Because your marathon PR is  a joke
Ryan O’Brien: “Most people zone out when they run. I like to focus on the pain  and agony of every step. It helps pass the time.”
ADULTING IS HARD. Coffee, running, and wine  make it better
My friend said that whenever she has a  bad feeling about her body/appearance  she asks herself "who profits off of this emotion?" and I really love how  simple and incisive that is
Ryan O’Brien: “This is for testicular cancer. I'm donating a dollar for every  minute of my race to charity.” Interviewer: “So the faster you run, the less money the charity gets?”
Shareefz: “With running you gotta stay on schedule. You miss one day, you're screwed. It's like birth control.”
Let's run a 5k this weekend then drink  like it was a marathon
Anyone else feeling guilty for not stretching but still not stretching lol
Therapist: and what do we do when  we feel like this?  Me: sign up for another race  Therapist: No
Trying to convince my wife to train for a marathon just so I don’t have to buy her a Pelaton
Tag the most dramatic runner you know
"wyd after your afternoon run??"  going to bed bro i ain't no super hero
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