You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Does anyone else pack running gear  for a trip like they're planning  to run around the whole  country twice for every  day they're gone?
“On your left!” What, did I have my hazards on, motherfucker? Just go  around quietly
Pro tip – Get shit faced and leave your  car at the bar and Uber home. You’ve  just planned tomorrow morning’s run.
Runners are obnoxious, sure, but at  least we’re not cyclists. You gotta draw  the line somewhere… and it’s pedaling, ya losers
Best way to hit that PR pace? Run in  high crime areas. Keeps your heartbeat elevated and testosterone pumping
Question for meteorologists... On a loop run, why is the wind in my fucking face after EVERY turn?
There should be a championship where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like fuck it, let's see how fast humans can really run
PRO TIP. Never apologize for spending too much on running gear...Just sleep naked and let them decide if  they are still mad or not
F*ck your star sign, I want to know if you're choosing the Half, Full or Ultra
When you survive another week of marathon training, eating healthy and having no social life
I hate when runners who are really fast come to group runs and start pushing  the pace... Go run in the Olympics  bitch we trying to have fun
Worst response to I ran a marathon
i blocked all the stupid runners so if u can see this take it as a compliment
If dad bods can be okay, can we lower  the standards for females? Shit I like  beer and food too
Lord I'm not rushing you for my BQ...  I'm just asking for tracking #
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