You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Yeah.......As soon as we are out of the camera's man line of vision... I am  walking
yo I accidentally made my running  circle so small that it's only me
Me: omg so sorry just saw your text,  crazy day   Actually me:
I promise to stop talking about my marathon after I run my marathon
I wasn't sure what to make for dinner, so I opened a bottle of wine and now I don't care. A lesson for us all  there I think.
"911 what's your emergency" Dog: yes where are my balls
Therapist: Are you sexually active?  Me: I signed up for Marathon Des Sables  Therapist: A simple "No" is fine
Top Seven Things About the Weekend:  1. I  2. Have  3. My  4. Long  5. Run  6. Fcck  7. Off
im an ADULT which means I don't  have any HOBBIES  if I have any FREE TIME AT ALL  I will go for a RUN
Can't believe as a kid I used to fall  asleep unassisted. No melatonin,  no CBD, just me and my eyelids  raw dogging it
This fitness girl I follow on insta  TREATED herself today with regular  eggs instead of egg whites...  eggs bruh...I will never be fit
“Trust the Taper” is the reason I have trust issues.
26 POINT FREAKING 2....The begging  be so litt..... Butterflies and lies
You know you're a runner when....lack  of running will have you mad at stupid  shit like why is this floor on the floor
Bitches hate when you're fast, pretty  and nice af. Now they gotta deal w/ the fact that they don't like you for  absolutely no reason other than being a hater.
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