You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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I'm always weirdly proud when my  pee is clear. Like, fuck yea, I'm so damn hydrated
"I'm going for a run" is literally my excuse for when I'm sad or upset
We don't do it for the medals.  Said no runner ever.
"I run a shit load of miles I never post. I don't need no congrats for being  a runner."     ~ Mo Farah
I am officially off the market. I'm not in  a relationship. I'm just tired of y'all and  I signed up for an ironman lmfao
Not sure if fireworks or gunshots. Anyway, screw the brits.
If she doesn't remember Mapquest,  she's too young for you bro
There are only two genders: Runners & Non-runners
It's no bra weather. So if you see my nipple, I don't know what to tell ya... Happy birthday I guess.
You can't be talking to me any kind of  way if your leggings are baggy in the  ass part!
You know you're a runner when...  You don't drink, you hydrate  You don't eat, you carb up  You don't rest, you taper  You don't work out, you  train & foam roll is a verb
I've never met a strong person with  an easy past
Me during the first mile: "fuck this  i'm sooo fuuckin tired"  Me during the last mile:  "fuck yeah baby that's what  i call a good run. I can't  wait for tomorrow"
convinced that buying a new pair of  nikes, in a new color, will  suddenly unlock my  untapped potential
Pain is temporary...  Results on internet last forever
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