You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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I was going through shit by myself with a mf next to me
I hate when people ask me what I'm  doing over the weekend because  "running 10-20 miles" makes me  sound boring AND cocky  at the same time.
You have to give marathoners credit... There is no one else that runs  40 plus miles a week yet  still gain weight
"Pick it up" "I picked it up last time" "It was your idea to crew" "Fuck off"
Maybe if I sign up for a race and start a  new training program I'll be happy  Nope that wasn't it
Anyone else feeling guilty for not stretching but still not stretching lol
I'm not a regular mother. I'm a badass mother runner
Waiter:  careful the food is hot  The food:
Moms who run 26.2 miles just for fun  should be feared by everyone
Shout out to all runners who will never qualify for Boston, we basic af but  we cute
Controlling your emotions during taper week is an extreme sport
Yeah, there's a 8 year old ahead of me but he doesn't get beer after the race
You might have more talent than me,  you might be smarter than me, you  might be sexier than me... But if we  get on the treadmill together,  there's two things: You're  getting off first, or I'm going  to die. It's really that simple....
I've gotta go for a run or I'm gonna  loose my shit
I was talking to a beginner runner and she said to me "I can't wait till I'm  strong enough to get through a  hill workout without feeling  like I'm gonna die"  And I was like.... oh Oh, honey..
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