You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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... we don't give up around here.
That "Oh shit" feeling when you're  winded by your warmup
If you see me running around the block with multiple race bibs on my shirt it's  because I'm doing a 3-in-1 Have some respect  and look away
You ever been super cool with someone from IG and ain't seen them a day in  your life?
When I say I'm blessed it has nothing  to do with pace. It's all endurance baby!!
"every girl's dream is to get married" no lol, every girl's dream is to run  Boston
Anyone wants me fr? Going Once.... Going Twice.... SOLD TO THE  TRAILS       we outdoor!
TRIATHLON Why suck at only one sport when you  can suck at three
me: i'll stop at 6  miles: 6.08  me: whoa, looks like i gotta run 7
I was in a running store today and  this girl walked in, looked at me  and went "hello, where are  the Nike Alphafly Next%?"  like girl I don't work  here but aisle 8
bro, can you come pick me up? Where  am I?  Well I was on a runner's high  and I think I am in Ohio
Just changed my ig name to NO ONE so when I double-tap on stupid posts  it will say NO ONE liked this
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons 8 ultras, you must be so healthy!  ME: *caffeine-addicted*  *chronically tired*  *occasional binge-eating*  *shin stress-fractures*   "haha yeah idk it's just a  lifestyle at this point"
Nobody has seen you at your ugliest  like your running friends have
Absolutely no one: Me:
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