You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Pro tip: Believe in yourself, BITCH
I only add coworkers I've seen on strava  or garmin connect Lol
A moment of silence for all the things I have to do but I am not doing
Here I am thinking that I'm getting thick, and my panties on backwards
Going for a run without your GPS  watch feels so illegal
Me before running: ...NO Me during running: ...Whyyy  Me after running: ..Whhyyyyy  Me the next day: ...Whhyyyy  Me to anyone that asks about  running: "it's the best part  of my day.... you feel so  great and refreshed and  you shoul...
You know that feeling when you  charge up hills passing runners half  your age as if they're standing still?  Yeah, me neither
I can't just jump outta bed like I used  to no more....a mf gotta warm up like  an old Buick
My biggest flex is that I'm not chasing Boston or any of the majors anymore (mainly because I can't qualify but still)
My wife said she'd buy her own Valentine's flowers this is test right
Before I get in shape does anyone  like me chubby
Roses are red violets are blue don't  make me choose between running  and you
Let's be honest, the fastest runner in the team is always RUDE AF......  and mean for literally no reason...
Lord if I'm ever chasing virtual races, realign me.
Outgrow your own bullshit.
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