You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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I say "this is my running song" to about  20 songs
Them: "you don't look like a runner" Me: "ok so what do you want me to do"
You gotta hang around winners...  so your wins don't sound like  you're bragging
I always thought I would lift if only I had  more free time...I can now confirm  I would not
One minute you young and wild next minute you crazy about kt tape and compression socks
How are the people who put like three major races and an airplane emoji in  their bio doing? I'm worried about them
Are you normal or do you wake up  early on the weekends just to run very long distances unprovoked
It’s Wednesday afternoon a few years back. It’s hot AF, and you just met your running buddies for an easy 5, pizza and cold beer. It's Global Running Day 2016. Life is good.
Things I accomplished so far this  quarantine: 1. Gained 10 pounds 2.
Please don't forget... JUNE 3rd is  Global Running Day  (or, as we runners  like to call it... Wednesday)
You have to give marathoners credit... There is no one else that runs 40 plus miles a week yet still gain weight
If you skip a run because it's too hot, you're a lil b*tch         – Old Chinese Saying
Man I'm glad the stores are about to open... I was trying on running shoes at Target
I don't know why other athletes bite  their medals, but I do know runners are hungry and we will eat anything
We don't know them all, but we owe them all
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