You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Remember, your current running pace  is someone else's goal pace. Be kind to yourself
*early morning run routine*  Drink some coffee, get the mask, put on some gangster rap and handle it
I need to social distance myself from  my fridge so I can flatten my curve
Nobody supports you like a social media running friend that you never met
You know they didn't make arrests  because they saw the video, they made the arrests because we saw the video.  Remember that.  #irunwithmaud
Runners put more thought into the  medal before signing up for a race than the race organizers did. The bling  speaks volume
He says he wants a girl with personality  but gets mad when I give him several?!  Lol ok ungrateful
Me & my brf after the first "real" race
Learn to push through pain. Cause it  will hurt, and hurt, and hurt, and then one day... BOOM!! Stress fracture.  Then you rest
Why it's so quiet on here today? You mf outside aint ya
I didn't wear earrings during quarantine  and my holes closed up. I'm having an anxiety attack that my vagina is next
Finished my run.  And my stopwatch was off the whole time
Car naps on the way home from races  hit differently when you're  the one driving
I came, I saw, I din't have  a mask, so I left
im tryna ride for you, with you & on you
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