You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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First week back in the gym, don't watch  the weights I'm lifting. Mind your own  business
Shout out to the runners who haven't  felt okay lately, but get up everyday  and refuse to quit. Stay strong!!  You are my people
I'm looking forward to the Rock'n'Roll virtual running series. I heard they're your normal runs but with medals
My soul mate is probably driving  alone, with a mask on. Come  pick me up stupid
Words to live by: "When your running shoes costs $250 you can't afford to be running virtual races"
If you see me running around the block with a race bib pinned on my shirt,  mind your own business
If I sign up for a virtual race then  the virus has won
Running and wine are my quarantine  life coaches. Running: "you got it girl!" Wine: "no you don't but cheers"
Sometimes you need an early morning  run, sometimes you need an orgasm  and 3 expresso shots
No matter what happens, virtual racing will always be there for you. Shiny or not, in bling we trust
I fall in love with people's passion for running, the way their eyes light up  when they talk about the thing they love & the way they fill with light
When all of this is over, we will run  harder
If you're the only one on the track and you are running with a face mask on... Stay home... Even after this is over...
You could sleep in on Thursday.... Or, you could drag you ass over few miles and get a medal from any race  your heart desires. Welcome to global  virtual racing
I get race day flashbacks like I was  in the f*cking war or something
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