You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

New Featured eBibs

Pants? In this economy??
I wanna be crazy fast. But I'm only crazy, so I'm halfway there. Progress
Y'all need to start appreciating the effort I put into not being a serial killer
Me at 9 PM: "Do your part by staying home, we can stay safe & save lives!!"    Me at 9 AM: "surprisingly legs feel great after  yesterday's tempo"
THEM: "Post the first picture of you  and your significant other together"  ME:
I wished I had a treadmill.... New quarantine low
Coronavirus  +  Training as usual  =      Get faster or die tryin
Ok so it turns out I was in fact running for races & medals and not for 'myself'
Born to run forced to quarantine
No one:  Me tasting my own food: "Bro you've outdone yourself this time"
Government: "Only go outside for emergencies"  People's emergencies:  "I wanted donuts"
After seeing how the public panics  over Coronavirus, I can see why the  government would never tell us about "them Aliens"
Me posting nonsense will continue  during lockdown because it's an Essential Service
Remember you are someone's  reason to smile.  Because your marathon PR is a joke
Me: My Insta crush liked my photo  Friend: How'd you meet him? Me: Through a mutual  virtual race account
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