You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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"Empty spaces, what are we living for? Abandoned places, I guess we  know the score, on and on Does anybody know what  we are looking for?" *THE SHOW MUST  GO ON*
{RUNNING} will break your heart, snatch your pride and leave you begging for your  ever-lovin' life. But if you're willing to tread through proverbial shit, it will heal  whatever it is you're  ready to heal
Non-runners before coronavirus:   "RUN, FORREST, RUN"   Non-runners now:
*Public Service Announcement* Every few days try ur jeans on just to make sure they still fit. Pajamas will  have u believe all is well  in the kingdom
Him:  no bae ur the only one I talk to His DMs:
Sometimes we don't run to win races or to go places. Sometimes, we run to escape, to find peace and be free
If you haven't been able to run outside because of the lockdown, God will  bless you financially
IT HURTS when you do so much for someone special and in the end you get "...the race is now canceled"
Dear liver, This 'working from home' will be rough, stay strong
For those signed up to run your first  100 miler now cancelled.. God is  giving you a second chance  to think about it
Shoutout to the people who smile at  you when you run past them instead of giving you a dirty-ugly look
Shouts out to all the runners trying to deal with their own shit on top  of all this other shit
Do you ever type bare laughing emojis then remove a couple cos it wasn't  that funny
I'm gonna be real pissed if I score a  Boston qualifying time in a virtual marathon and I won't be  allowed to use it
I went for a run 4 times, I ate 22 times took 7 naps and it's still today
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