You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Cheap flights, work from home,  gas prices dropping y'all sure this  a crisis?
Not touching my face is going as well for me as not eating after 7 pm or  stretching after each run
Keep running. And make someone  smile every day. But never forget  that you are someone too.
These flight prices are wild, who  wanna go to Puerto Rico for a virtual  5k tomorrow?
Running makes you feel invincible.  Until that really fast lady pushing  a stroller passes you. On  the uphill.
What's with the obsession with calling food or recipes "better than sex"...  I tried your Pinterest risotto Sharon  and frankly I'm wondering  if your needs are  being met
Eye contact then that little smile
Nobody supports you like a social media running friend that you never met
My co-workers adding me on social  media: "ok so she's f*cking weird on  the internet too"
We all know that one runner that keeps getting faster and FASTER... it's me,  I'm that runner
Ultrarunners be like... "Feeling good might DNF later"
That mini heart attack you get when  you can't feel your car keys in your  pocket
When you survive another week of marathon training, eating healthy and having no social life
I find myself drawn to people who are funny, intelligent, and twisted.  Bonus points for working  some sexual innuendos  into the conversation
*gym workout* One thing about me is I stare back... f*ck is you looking at
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