You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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we ain't gotta argue baby,  let's run it out
1 grader: I'm short but my dad is high teacher: it's tall, not high  the dad:
California runner in 40F:  “it's so fuuuuucking cold" Canadian runner in 16F:  “Bitch please... I’m still  in shorts, eh”
Does anyone remember that time when  ur body just worked? Like, just on its  own? No pills, no scheduled exercise,  no caffeine, no planned hydration,  no stretching, no specific  diet –you just woke up  and boom, that sh!t  was good to...
*IT band sore af*  Stretching: Rest: Ice: Motrin:  KT tape: i got you babe
Ultramarathon basics • left foot • right foot • left foot • right foot Repeat for 3 to 72 hrs
I deleted all the perfect runners yesterday.  Good morning train wrecks!  Y'all need coffee or what?   –Chaos Coordinator
One thing I know... them morning miles work
My morning run makes me feel like  I've got life figured out.  I don't.  But it feels that way
Doc: I recommend six to eight  weeks  of rest and rehab My inner-voice: "double down on Motrin  and buy an extra knee brace"
Smile when you pass runners who went out too hard!!!
Name something more upsetting  than the AirPods' low-battery warning 5 min into your long run, I'll wait
Taper is just me asking myself "am I injured?" and my mind being like "maybe ;)"
My race results aren't that bad for  someone who has the urge to DNF every 5 minutes
The Coronavirus is my Boston qualifying time because that way I'll never get it
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