You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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When it was supposed to be a sexy  night but your 'carbo loader' went too  hard on endless breadsticks at  the Olive Garden
Apart from being exhausted, financially unstable and nearing a mental  breakdown, training is  going great thanks
HOT YOGA: a regular yoga class,  but with me in it
"you really think running will help you solve your problems"  me:
Facial recognition on my iPhone be  like "Damn is this MF really trying to ignore the IT band AGAIN???"
WMM runners don't submit vacation requests. Everything booked. We just  let you know, out of respect
Can you imagine how in shape I'd be  if I exercise regularly and watch my calories closely I'm not gonna do it  but can you imagine
Am I constantly tired? yes. but am I switching from strava to  instagram to snapchat when i should  be sleeping? also yes.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your dog is fat, you ain't getting enough exercise
Told this new guy at work about how I skip lunch just to put my miles in and the next day he pulls out a hot chicken shawarma out of his bag for me  sayin he doesn't want me  to be hungry is he in love  with me yes or no
Only 58 days, 12 hrs and 35 more years until I'm running Boston
"bRUNch" after a long run is hella dangerous. 1 minute you're having bottomless mimosas with  your squad and the next  you're sending "u up"  text at 11:50am
To the people who carry ibuprofen  just know I truly appreciate you
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