1% of the population will run a

marathon in their lifetime; it's their

obligation to talk about it so the

remaining 99% will know what they

are missing.

eBib text : 1% of the population will run a marathon in their lifetime; it's their obligation to talk about it so the remaining 99% will know what they are missing.

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Pro tip: Believe in yourself, BITCH

I only add coworkers I've seen on strava or garmin connect Lol

A moment of silence for all the things I have to do but I am not doing

Here I am thinking that I'm getting thick, and my panties on backwards

Too-Lazy-Fleece

Going for a run without your GPS watch feels so illegal

Me before running: ...NO Me during running: ...Whyyy Me after running: ..Whhyyyyy Me the next day: ...Whhyyyy Me to anyone that asks about running: "it's the best part of my day.... you feel so great and refreshed and you shoul...

You know that feeling when you charge up hills passing runners half your age as if they're standing still? Yeah, me neither

I can't just jump outta bed like I used to no more....a mf gotta warm up like an old Buick

drawstring

My biggest flex is that I'm not chasing Boston or any of the majors anymore (mainly because I can't qualify but still)

My wife said she'd buy her own Valentine's flowers this is test right

Before I get in shape does anyone like me chubby

Roses are red violets are blue don't make me choose between running and you

Let's be honest, the fastest runner in the team is always RUDE AF...... and mean for literally no reason...

Lord if I'm ever chasing virtual races, realign me.

Outgrow your own bullshit.

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