2020 is in 3 months wtf
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The way me and my running friends talk you'd think we hate each other
If her titties big, she definitely chafe
Never apologize for spending too much on running gear...Just sleep naked and let them decide if they are still mad or not
Don't think of them as hills; think of them as dicks. Sometimes they're up sometimes they're down.. but they won't be hard forever
I love when runner girls say "u probably couldn't handle me." Ok, Stephanie, I'm sure you lay on your back wayyyyyyyy better than anyone else
Me: Runs for 2 mins My heart: If you don't stop I will
Does anyone else whisper "what the f*ck" to themselves at least 57 times in the first two miles or is it just me
"Going for a run is my favorite part of the day. I really look forward to it." "Tell me you're depressed without telling me you're depressed."
TRIATHLON Why suck at only one sport when you can suck at three
Done with my Ironman training and now I have time to spend with my family. They seem like good people.
Which is the longest? A) a microwave minute B) a treadmill minute C) a hangover minute
What's something you can say during a run AND in the bedroom?
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your dog is fat, you ain't getting enough exercise
I really be waking up tired... like wtf did i even sleep for???
The only fantasy i have in the bedroom these days is getting eight hours of sleep
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