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Alpha females don't run in packs. She is often alone. Keeps her circle small. Knows her powers and works in silence.
Fact of the day. Waiting in line to use the pre-race porta-potty takes twice as long as it takes Jeff Bezos to fly into space. Interesting.
Wow y'all really think a 40 min run on the treadmill is long? it's 4 ten mins, grow up
The air is so full of sanitizer that I'm not even getting dirty thoughts these days
I did like 5 squats today so if you catch me being a little thick tomorrow don't be alarmed
You officially become a runner when you have more medals than close friends
Tag the person you have the best running memories with
Does anyone actually know what you're supposed to do when people are yelling "You're almost there" at mile 5 in a marathon?
Dear running friend, Thank you for listening to my bullshit.
Aging is not a disease. It's an opportunity.... to qualify for Boston
You have to give marathoners credit... There is no one else that runs 40+ miles a week yet still gain weight
Runner girl problems... Going to the running store to pick up one GU and coming back with two new outfits and shoes
The challenge I'm doing this month is called October and it's where I just try to get through every day of October
Happy Indigenous People's Day today and everyday
A blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately 3 and a 1/2 feet, making it the second largest asshole on the planet, just behind the bikers on the running and walking trail
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