Today, I Run
Rob Hancock
January 20, 2017
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Crazy how people get up at 5AM to  workout. I won't even get up at 5AM to pee. I will just lie there in pain
The hardest workout that no one talks about... TAKING A SPORTS BRA OFF!!
I wanna be a 5am gym person so bad
People are so worried about what they  eat between Thanksgiving and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between  New Year and Thanksgiving
If you see me running more than usual that means I have a lot of stuff I need to be doing and I'm trying  to avoid doing it
SEVERE COLD WEATHER WARNING!!  People are being told to stay inside  unless going out is completely  necessary. Runners are being  advised to wear a hat
I'm the kind of person who's 100%  down for spontaneous crazy long runs, but also 100% down to lay in bed all day
Here's the thing... REAL runners don't  post every single mile on Instagram. That's how everyone knows you're  a rookie
70 in November is concerning but i'm going to enjoy it cause it's not my fault
I like running, the word "fuck" and three people
"So when am I supposed to feel  zippy-zippy-fast and fresh?" I only have two more days until my marathon
Always run with a goal in mind –mine is to not throw up
I'm a firm believer that running makes you prettier, it's a noticeable glow
Me in the winter: I don't do well with the lack of sun and cold  Me in the spring: I don't do well with allergies while things around me thrive Me in the summer: I suffer in the heat  and humidity like a dying hog  Me for the two weeks of...
F*ck it. Just start quoting running  cliches in the comments
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