Hot Garbage Garage Runs
Suzy Slane
October 07, 2015
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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I'm really sick and tired of food having calories
I saw a girl on the trail today.     No iPhone. No earbuds. No smart watch.  No hydration. She just ran.    Like a total psycho.
If you skip a run because it's too cold, you're a lil bitch.    – Old Chinese Saying
Get ready for a pounding. Some of us  could see 8 inches or more. That's too  much --- even for me.
You know it's cold outside when  you trip over dog poop instead of  stepping in it
SEVERE COLD WEATHER WARNING  **people are being told to stay inside unless going out is completely  necessary  **runners are being told  to wear a hat
Nothing hurts quite like the first track Tuesday workout after the holidays
Never thought I'd be the type of person to get up and workout in the early AM  and I was right
"May the only negative things in 2022 be your splits."       –Sir Mo Farah
"Running only works if you go for a run."      –Eliud Kipchoge
You're legally allowed to park in a handicap spot the day after your  marathon
Not to brag but I've run every day  this year
And here we fucking go again. I mean Happy New Year
You know you're a runner when...  you've tried to convince a friend to run a 5k with you because "it's ONLY  3.1 miles."
Me during a race: I'm killing it. I love this feeling Shit this is hard. OMG I'm dying  When is it over? Actually dead I love this song. Fuck this hill I can't do this anymore.  FINISH LINE I fucking looove running!
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